I'm a stranger to danger, there's been no sighting of me fighting. I lost it when told to cross-kick, I know fuck all 'bout how to try and start a brawl.

I fear that my you-tubing ways will not help back him down whilst still being honourable. It's clear that the bulk of my friends would not know quite where to start when some punk gets smart.

I wonder who threw that first big punch. Was it a chimp or just some chump? What if he'd been psycho-analysed? Would that have stymied the resulting violent tide?